Blizzcon is less than 24 hours away and I realized I haven’t done any predictions so…
Remember folks – YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
- New Expansion: Battle Pets: The Raid
Yes, that’s right! You think Garrosh was a Big Bad Boss? Wait until you’re up against White Kitten! - Massive Item Squish
No more million health tanks or crying because your LFR dps averages 100k. Be prepared to see in Trade Chat: LFM must have ilvl 4 and do over 10 dps - Expanded Ignore List
Now you can ignore an entire server and take Single Player Games to a new level. - New Race: Old Gods
You can now be an Old God! Of course you’ll be imprisoned somewhere and won’t be able to do anything but with your ilvl 4 and 10 dps you won’t be able to do much anyway. - New Class: Titan
You only have one spell: Annihilate. May need to be balanced for PvP. - New Profession: Wordsmith
No longer look like an uneducated moron in Trade Chat! Learn basic spelling and grammar skills! - New Battleground: Auction House
Tired of being undercut? Wonder where all those auction fees go? Now you will find out, and grab some honor while you’re doing it! - New Feature: In-Game Store
Attach your favorite credit card and pay for everything as you play! Want to travel somewhere? Only $2.99! Want to see another zone? Only $14.99! Want to use a spell? Only $25.99!
So…what are your predictions?
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November 8, 2013 at 6:58 am
slice213
In-game store addition – 14.99 max lvl and fully geared! As bonus comes with trait – “Bored” Allows you to complain in trade chat all day long, complete with incomplete spelling and poor grammar!
November 8, 2013 at 10:23 am
wolfgangcat
LOL better than mine! 😀