Why I quit healing.
I’ve taken my baby Disc Priest back to the dungeon queues for leveling and at level 53 all I get is Blackrock Depths.
Now, it’s not Gnomeregan-level difficulty. All you need is a basic tank and dps who are somewhat awake.
First group we zone in, pick up the quests, tank pulls a couple of trash mobs and then leaves.
Okay, no problem – stuff happens so we queue again, get another tank, run straight to the last boss and dungeon over.
Didn’t get any quests completed. A dps asks if we’re going to do the rest of the dungeon. Tank says “lol no it’s too long.”
Me and a couple of dps queue up again and get a new tank and dps.
Tank seems to know where he is going but does some rather big pulls that make me a little nervous when he runs ahead leaving dps – and me – to clean up the trash.
We get to the Grim Guzzler, someone starts a fight, I get banished or whatever and it’s a wipe – a big one.
I’m running back with the Warlock when the tank says…
Tank: “lol no worries I’m drunk”
DSP #1: “we missed a boss can we go back and do it for the quest?”
Tank just runs ahead and keeps going so the rest of us try to keep up. I can see DPS#1 dying to trash we missed.
DPS#1 “are you guys coming back?”
Tank: “lol are you gay?”
DPS#2 “I’m gay so…”
Tank: “sorry I shouldn’t be so mean but I’m drunk”
You get the picture. We had a couple of more wipes. At one point the tank disappears so just me and the dps deal with the next boss. The tank is telling me to heal him and I tell him I don’t know where he is (I couldn’t even see him on the map.)
Tank finally shows up and we get to the last boss. Tank runs ahead and pulls, I get locked out. Another wipe, but at least we are done.
I still haven’t completed the quests, so it looks like I’ll be queuing up again because the odds are pretty good I’m going to get Blackrock Depths.
I just hope the next tank isn’t a drunk.