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I got a whisper from my Raider buddy:
Raider: We need one more for Heroic FL either a tank or dps
Me: SQUEEE! I’ll bring my Tank 😀
I switched over to my Death Noob and waited for the invite. It was taking a little longer than usual so I imagined the conversation went something like this:
Raider: Ok Cat’s coming with her tank
Raid Leader: Is that the one that did one taunt during the last raid?
Raider: Yes
Raid Leader: /facepalm
Raider: Don’t worry, I’m the main tank and can solo this anyway.
Raider Leader: Ok, send an invite we need one more body.
Lord Rhyolith
I don’t know if they did the spider one or not but first up for me was Lord Rhyolith.
The Raid Leader put up a couple of raid markers and gave the dps, healers and the main tank instructions for the fight – everyone except me.
Raid Leader: Ready for the pull?
Me: What do you want me to do?
Raid Leader: Ummm…stand by the green marker and keep adds off the healer.
Me: Ok
I run over to my raid marker and pull the boss by mistake, raid wipes.
Raid Leader: /facepalm
Alysrazor
Raider Leader: Cat, grab the second egg when it comes up and don’t kill the bird before it eats two worms.
Me: Ok
My bird dies before eating the second worm, raid wipes.
Raider Leader: /facepalm
Shannox
Raid Leader: Cat, you tank the boss so the Main Tank can go dps.
Me: Ok
I tank the boss, dance him around the traps and never get caught once. In fact, I did so well I got “promoted” to Main Tank for the next boss.
Baleroc
Raid Leader: Cat, just grab the boss and turn him away from the raid.
Me: Ok
I grab the boss and turn him like a champ. I keep his entire attention and completely forget to use my survival cool downs and I die.
Druid Healer: BRezzing the tank…
Raid Leader: /facepalm
Majordomo Staghelm
Main Tank: Cat, you can tank this because I’m going dps to get the buff.
Me: Ok
Raid Leader: Pull when ready Cat
I run up to the boss to pull, then turn and run back to the raid stack with the boss chasing me and whopping me with his weapon.
Main Tank: Ummm…Cat you don’t have to run up to the boss just throw a taunt.
Raid Leader: /facepalm
Ragnaros
Raid Leader: Cat, can you solo tank this?
Me: Ok
Raid Leader: Pull when ready
I run up to Ragnaros and run straight into the lava. Rag is thumping melee dps while I’m jumping around to get out of the lava.
Raid Leader: /facepalm
Raid Leader: Great job everyone, thanks for coming.
Me: Thanks for the invite. Let me know if you need a tank!
Raid Leader: /facepalm